"What's better than eating? (If you say "sex" you're either a liar or a pervert.) The answer is: Nothing! There is nothing better than eating! We're total pigs and eating is, without a doubt, our favorite thing to do. We love eating so much, it makes us mad. We have, like, a violent passion for food. When we go out to eat, if something we order is really good, we talk about killing the chef. Or our pets. Or ourselves. Good food makes us want to die...you know, like that expression, "...to die for." But ironically, we also care about our health."
- Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin Skinny Bitch in the Kitch